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could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

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i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

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My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

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